夫妻針鋒相對 (轉貼)

妻子：
我把你的姓名寫在沙上，隨即被水沖走，
我把你的姓名寫在空中，隨即被風吹走，
我把你的姓名寫在我心上，我馬上得了心臟病。

丈夫：
上帝看見我饑餓，祂創造了披薩餡餅，
上帝看見我口渴，祂創造了百事可樂，
上帝看見我在黑暗中，祂創造了光，
上帝看見我沒有煩惱，祂創造了你。

妻子：
一閃一閃小星星，
你該知道你是誰，
待你知道你是誰，
瘋人院離你不遠。

丈夫：
雨使一切東西都美麗，
花草樹木無一不標致，
雨真能使一切東西都美麗，
為什麼不落在你身上？

妻子：
玟瑰是紅的，紫羅蘭是藍的，
像你這樣的猴子應關進動物園。
別那麼生氣，你會發覺我也在那兒，
不在籠子裡，而是對着你笑。

以下是原文

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle, twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you..